I wanted to follow up on the information I sent you last week and realize that your busy so thought it would be easier for us to communicate via email. I would like to schedule some time with you to demonstrate how we can help you improve process, reduce cost and gain access to [Cookie] resources that aren't available internally.
Um. We never spoke. I think I may have seen this spam last week as well. Who the heck knows?
As you may recall, [Bob's Cookie Shack] provider specialializing [sic] in three sets of services: [Cookie baking, Cookie Decorating, and Cookie de-Chipification].
I've removed the unwieldy list of services provided. The typo in specializing is a free bonus.
Please let me know when you are available.
Going for the kill.
Bob's Wife, Ellen
And finishing with the double sig file.
Classic. I assure you, I will never ever buy another of Bob's cookies again.