Sunday, November 2, 2008

Top 5 things President Bush will do before vacating the Oval Office

- Remove the Cindy Sherman toilet seat cover, but not before taking one last one 
- Let the hunting magazine subscription lapse, he really just did that for Cheney
- Send staff to find and remove Laura's prescription pill stash in the rose garden
- Turn the oval office into a Man Cave, for going away party.  No Condi's allowed! 
- Clock a 6:45 3 miler around the White House the day after, with secret service cursing all the way

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