Sunday, November 22, 2009

fashionable but unattractive: mustaches

listen closely hipster man reading our blog (if there are any) shave it off. your hipster mustache. please. this is not 1970. you don't have a bowl hair cut, nor a turtleneck, nor even bell bottoms.
we don't go to adult swingers parties and swill cognac. last i checked, i don't have hair wings and blue eye shadow and thongs weren't even invented back then.

put the skinny jeans away, shave the mustache off, and as always stay clear of the drakkar.

thank you.

1 comment:

Capt. BS said...

Especially if it's a handlebar mustache. One of my Facebook friends is dating a guy who seems to be quite proud of his.