Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Maybe a touch touchy but...

A) A cube farm implies neighbors. Neighbors don't want to hear your IM
beep every 2 minutes. Turn off the sound.

B) I know you're the hottest thing going in this nerd herd but that's
no reason to sing love songs in spanish while other people are on
conference calls.

C) I can't identify that cologne, but it is truly not helping you or
anyone. Like Drakkar version 3.0, it is stiflingly strong. I have
intentionally stopped walking by your cube.

D) Please try to refrain from loudly disparaging remarks about some
peoples former companies. We knew they sucked in more ways than you
can imagine. But, its our dead baby to label ugly.

Thank you.

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