Wednesday, March 9, 2011

consultant dress habits

let me explain. when i see someone wearing purple suede pumps with a platform and a 5 inch heel to work, under a too long pair of pants, i think to myself:

why is this woman wearing purple suede pumps that have a 5 inch heel to work?

and then i realize

oh because she never hemmed her pants and she's a consultant which means she lives out of a suitcase and brought these shoes to go to NYC one night

right

1 comment:

Lilac - Like The Flower said...

oh yes. also because she was having a bad morning and decided this was going to be her fun for the day. Women used to put on a pretty bra.. now, it's anything.