Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Can I get an alien over here?

The TV show Ancient Aliens explains that aliens taught ancient people all kinds of things. Like how to start fire. Like how to fly. All I'm asking for is, can the aliens come down to earth and help with my work? Because that would be awesome. I need their help.

1 comment:

Capt. BS said...

Microsoft Excel used to include a full-blown flight simulator as an Easter Egg. Might it be possible that this flight simulator, as ancient astronaut theorists believe, was given to Bill Gates years ago as an extraterrestrial download? And could it be that the sole purpose of this flight simulator is to train everyday office workers to fly alien spacecraft in some future interstellar mission or conflict? And... what if Bill Gates, who coincidentally became very wealthy after bundling the flight simulator with Excel, and whose philanthropic foundation oversees and distributes billions of dollars to several, possibly extraterrestrial causes, is in close contact -- or even working directly with -- the otherworldly beings who might be the masterminds behind such a scheme?